Families are held together by laughter, and there’s no better way to strengthen ties than with a selection of jokes that everyone can laugh at. This ultimate collection of family-friendly humor, which includes cheeky puns and heart-stopping one-liners, is sure to make your day.

These carefully chosen treasures are ideal for all ages, whether you’re sharing them over dinner, on a lengthy road trip, or on a leisurely Sunday at home.

Prepare to laugh and grin!

The Note Under the Bed

In any marriage, there are bound to be moments of frustration, especially when one spouse feels taken for granted. This joke takes that scenario to the extreme, as a wife decides to teach her husband a lesson with a note — only to find herself caught off guard by his response.

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband came home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone… Yeah, I know, about time, right? I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you… Can’t wait to see you… We’ll do all the naughty things you like.”

He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…

“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread: be back in five minutes.”

The Mischievous Grandmas on a Bench

Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside of their nursing home, laughing their heads off like giggling girls.

“Now, now, ladies,” a nurse said, walking past them. “You need to get your sunshine time before tea. And behave!”

Her words only set them off again. Soon, they spotted an old man walking by and decided to have a bit of fun with him.

“We bet we can tell exactly how old you are,” one of the grandmas yelled out at him.

The old man scoffed.

“There’s no way that you can guess it, you three old fools.”

“Sure we can!” another grandma insisted. “Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age!”

“What?” he exclaimed.

Embarrassed but intrigued, the old man dropped his pants, the sunlight shining on his bottom.

The grandmas stared and whispered among themselves. And then said in unison, “You’re 91 years old!”

“How in the world did you guess?” the old man asked, shocked.

The grandmas snickered and replied,

“Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!” one grandma said as the other two collapsed into giggles again.

Refrigerator Mayhem

Suspicious of his wife’s fidelity, a man came home early and tore through the house, searching for evidence. He glanced out the window and spotted a man sitting in a Volkswagen.

Enraged, he picked up the refrigerator and hurled it out the window at the unsuspecting stranger, then had a heart attack and died.

In heaven, St. Peter listened to his story and sent him straight to hell.

Moments later, the man from the Volkswagen appeared, explaining he was minding his own business when a fridge crushed him.

St. Peter shook his head and sent him to hell, too.